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[賽后貼] 今日NBA常規賽，湖人隊主場123-116戰勝太陽隊，迎2連勝。

雙方數據：

湖人（2-0）：詹姆斯21分4板8助、濃眉35分8板4助2帽、里夫斯26分4板8助3斷、八村塁14分7板2助、拉塞爾5分5助、文森特5分3斷、海斯6分6板4助、克內克特8分2助、克里斯蒂3分3板

太陽（1-1）：比爾15分9助2斷、杜蘭特30分4板6助、努爾基奇4分7板4助、布克23分3板4助、瓊斯14分4助、奧尼爾7分4板4助、普拉姆利6分7板、鄧恩9分3板、莫里斯8分3助2斷

[–]Lakershristi 4 points 2 hours ago

Is this real life

湖人球迷：勞駕...請問這里是地球嗎？！

[–]Lakersalreddy-reddit 1 point 2 hours ago

Sweet

湖人球迷：爽~~~~啊~~~~

[–]CelticsEutaxySpy 869 points an hour ago

Lakers with the 22-point comeback to beat the Suns and go 2-0 for the first time since 2010. Might just be a honeymoon phase, but it shows how much of a terrorist Darvin Ham was lmao

凱爾特人球迷：湖人今天能在落后22分的情況下最終逆轉太陽取勝，而且還達成了自2010年之后的首次開局2勝0負~~~雖然這種表現也許只是湖人的蜜月期現象而已，卻也從側面反映出哈姆的籃球恐怖主義成分非常之高啊~~~~哈哈哈~~~~

[–]Disclaimz0r 172 points an hour ago

I watched that piece of shit coach every game last season. This team would be 0-2 right now if he was coaching.

球迷：你還真別說…上賽季頭孢這坨狗屎執教的比賽我一場不落全看了，本賽季開局這兩場湖人比賽要還是他執教，早他媽2連敗了…

[–]CavaliersJedisponge 901 points an hour ago

Are we gonna have to apologize to JJ Redick?

騎士球迷：咱們是不是得給雷迪克道個歉？

[–]Naive_Illustrator 387 points an hour ago

And whoever's idea it was to hire him, when everyone else thought it was idiotic.

球迷：聘請雷迪克當湖人主教練的這個決策，不管是誰拍板的，當時這新聞一出來，外界所有人都覺得愚蠢至極?。?！

[–]goblin_welder 16 points an hour ago

It was LeGM’s idea

球迷：這個當然是詹經理的意思啦~~~

[–]SupersonicsLorjack 26 points an hour ago

I've already kickstarted his HOF push

超音速球迷：各位，我已經開始為雷迪克進名人堂造勢了！！

[–]Heatbeamingleanin 601 points an hour ago

actually you know what? put Darvin ham in the hall of fame for how great he was at being ass

熱火球迷：您猜怎么著？依我看應該把哈姆也送進名人堂~~~提名理由：愚蠢之人多了去，蠢出風格不容易，哈姆先生有造詣，他的蠢…登峰造極！！

[–][GSW] Chris MullinTeTrodoToxin4 91 points an hour ago

Well the ham is adjacent to the ass.

勇士球迷：嗯…火腿（ham）確實是離屁股（ass）很近的部位...

注：哈姆的名字ham可翻譯成火腿，ass既可翻譯成愚蠢，也可翻譯成屁股。

[–]LakersNotClayMerritt 165 points an hour ago

You didn't like Ham saying, "Be physical" for 60 straight seconds every time out? That was basketball genius at work. He was just the scapegoat for this shitty team!

湖人球迷：遙想當初，每次暫停期間哈姆都會激情吶喊：“不夠硬啊！”，每每都是連續輸出“不夠硬啊”足足60秒，別無其他辭藻，那是男人間的激情純享，這樣的男人你們竟然不愛？！他可是個籃球奇才啊??！只是被湖人這種爛隊拿來當替罪羊罷了~~~~

[–]lazyoats 480 points an hour ago

Really refreshing to see the Lakers running actual plays

球迷：看到湖人在正經跑戰術，可真讓人耳目一新啊~~~

[–][GSW] Stephen Currysergechewbacca 519 points an hour ago

My analysis 2 games into the NBA season:

Sixers are a disgrace and never winning a game again.

Buddy Hield is the greatest shooter of all time.

JJ Reddick is the next Phil Jackson.

勇士球迷：新賽季開始2場比賽之后，我的分析如下：

76人恬不知恥，做你的奪冠春秋大夢。

希爾德是歷史最偉大射手。

雷迪克是下一個菲爾-杰克遜。

[–]Westxenoz2020 35 points an hour ago

oh my god JJ's going to fuck Jeanie Buss

球迷：天那~~~看來珍妮阿姨的身子，早晚都是雷迪克的了啊~~~

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 359 points an hour ago

Man the coaching is night and day from last season. So glad the Pockets era is over

However, you can bet some people in r/Lakers would still want JJ gone when we lose a game lol

湖人球迷：哎，上賽季湖人的執教問題每天都被詬病，現在頭孢時代終于結束了真的太好啦~~~~不過我敢打賭，只要湖人敢輸一場球，雷迪克還是會的網友噴出翔的，哈哈哈~~~

[–][ATL] Trae Younglightskinbeaner 28 points 2 hours ago

JJ Redick unlocked Anthony Davis